Overheard at Neo-Busch on 28 September:
"Okay, well, uh...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where LaRussa and Duncan are registered and maybe a place setting or maybe a sliverware pattern. They deserve at least as much since they keep sending you out here with your garbage control and no movement shit. You call that pitching? I call it groping in the dark for your dick, jackass. Now I'm in this goddammed picture with you for all eternity. Fuck you. Oh, here's Tony. Just go into the locker room and suck on that bottle, listen to the waterfall, the soothing music, and contemplate your season next year in Tampa. Disappear, scumbag!"
"Hitting off this clown is sooo easy, it should be illegal. And THESE guys have been the cream of the division all year? wow."
"Ya know, I've had just about enough of this bullshit."
Brewers 9, Cards 4. Houston 3, Pittsburgh 0. Lead is .5 games. OK, joke's over, I'm ready to wake up now... Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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