Thursday, September 28, 2006

Deathwatch, Day 9

Overheard at Neo-Busch on 28 September:

"Okay, well, uh...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where LaRussa and Duncan are registered and maybe a place setting or maybe a sliverware pattern. They deserve at least as much since they keep sending you out here with your garbage control and no movement shit. You call that pitching? I call it groping in the dark for your dick, jackass. Now I'm in this goddammed picture with you for all eternity. Fuck you. Oh, here's Tony. Just go into the locker room and suck on that bottle, listen to the waterfall, the soothing music, and contemplate your season next year in Tampa. Disappear, scumbag!"


"Hitting off this clown is sooo easy, it should be illegal. And THESE guys have been the cream of the division all year? wow."

"Ya know, I've had just about enough of this bullshit."

Brewers 9, Cards 4. Houston 3, Pittsburgh 0. Lead is .5 games. OK, joke's over, I'm ready to wake up now... Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

2 comments:

CalvinPitt said...

You know, if Rolen, is really sick of the bullshit, he could try hitting the freaking ball once in a while!

Geez Scotty, what the hell did you call that strikeout to end that Padres game?! Willie McGee wouldn't have swung at the freaking pitch!!

The Angry Rant said...

I have no idea what he was swinging at in that at-bat either.

I keep waiting for some sign of emotion from these guys. At least Tavarez showed some emotion when he screwed up (although punching a phone was pretty stupid), but these guys just sit there and take it. I hope Jocketty is paying attention and gets rid of the 'dead from the neck up' folks on this team during the off-season.